Hebridean Seaweed Body Wash

I bought the Hebridean Seaweed Body Wash expecting to emerge from the shower smelling like a rugged Scottish fisherman staring thoughtfully across the Atlantic.

What I wasn’t expecting was a full-body flashback to Jenny from number 25 after she’d demolished a family-sized quantity of Tic Tacs and decided to become considerably more affectionate.

The first application is innocent enough. Lovely smell. Nice lather. Very refreshing. Then the tingling starts.

Good Lord.

I’ve never been simultaneously so clean, so confused and so nostalgic.

There’s “refreshing”, and then there’s standing completely motionless in the shower staring at the tiles while a forgotten memory from years ago suddenly boots the door off its hinges and marches back into your life.

I don’t know what they’re putting in Hebridean seaweed, but somewhere off the west coast of Scotland there’s clearly a patch of ocean with absolutely no respect for personal boundaries.

By the time I got out of the shower, I felt ten years younger, emotionally compromised and ready to apologise to Jenny for never appreciating the Tic Tac budget she must have been getting through.

It also explains something that’s bothered me for years: every time I’ve been around Fort William, everyone looks suspiciously cheerful.

I used to think it was the scenery.

Now I know.

Five stars.
Fantastic body wash. Exceptional freshness. Unexpected trip down memory lane.

Jenny, if you’re reading this, I hope you’re well.

And apparently, you’re now available in a bottle.

I really find this body wash great for the skin. Hebridean Seaweed is a really lovely fragrance. The products available exude luxury & quality.

Love the new packaging, much more environmentally friendly.

Gorgeous product - smells of the sea! Customer Services were prompt and helpful in responding to my query. Will certainly reorder.

Love this body wash, excellent product and great value